illogical-tribble: iflops: Basic plot of every Star Trek episode: Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so— Spock: *insert sass here* McCoy: *insert more sass here* Kirk: *goes and does the thing* Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around* Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia* Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
superblys: itbewolf: superblys: Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR. Why does this have so many notes. Do you know who William Shakespeare is
pipeworks: I feel so stupid because I just realized that this is a fucking volcano.
tuucker: isis-: noahstillsversustheworld: everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing and I sit here like Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs?? that’s lotad you uncultured shit
bilbro-baggins: if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words you go hard or you go home
Potential Star Trek spoiler if you don't have any...
Benedict is a real Benedick in this movie.
scaper12123: owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a...
When someone’s passionate about something I could listen to them talk for hours
its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
gettibucket: popcornmassacre: an anime where everyone in a high school are pastel-haired tropes, involved in crazy, often unrelated circumstances (one group of friends hunts ghosts, there’s a group of magical girls, a bunch of love triangles, etc) but the main characters of the show are brunette kids who are really confused all the time I would watch the shit out of this.
spookypepper: my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
pocketfullofpadalecki: can we have a fucking round of applause for jensen ackles and jared padalecki and just the whole damn cast of supernatural god bless our actors i thought that said “round of applesauce”